MUNI becomes:
- Migraine Until Not Inside
- Might Undulate Near Intersection
- Making Urban Nearness Intolerable
BART:
- Build A Ridiculous Tube
- Beeping At Random Times
- Bitches Ain't Real Tardy
UPS:
- Ummmn... Packages? Sure!
SoMa:
- Step Over Meth Addicts
- Slums Outside My Apartment
NoPa:
- Newly Over Priced Apartments
Haight:
- Hippies And Indigent Get High Together
Castro:
- Can't A Simple Tranny Receive Oral?
- Coveting A Supple Twink's Rear Orifice
And the winner is...
Mission:
- Mexican Immigrants Still Squatting In Our Neighborhood